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The following podcast uses words like and, and also,

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if

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you're not into any of that shit, then now's your chance.

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Three, two, one.

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Run.

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Welcome

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to Super Familiar with the Wilsons. I'm Josh.

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I'm Amanda.

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Amanda, how has your rather shortened week been? I say shortened because we released an episode just but a few days ago and now we're back on our regular schedule. Schedule, as our friends in England say.

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It's been a good week. It's been busy. Back to school for some other people in this household, so just going through that all over again.

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How's it going? How's it back to school? How's it back to school with everyone out there? Folks, Get in touch. Let us know, familiarwilsons at gmail.com. How's back to school?

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You know what's not great about back to school? Traffic.

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People forget how to drive. Is that true everywhere or just here in this little old town? People forget how to drive two times. They forget how to drive when school comes back in session and they forget how to drive whenever it freaking rains.

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Yeah, I wonder if that's true in snow too, although it's my understanding snow is more dangerous to drive in. Is it just a weather change or is it just that people can't drive in rain?

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Did I ever tell you about the first time I drove in snow? No. I was driving from Ohio to Michigan. Okay. And full out rain. whiteout.

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Oh, that's dangerous.

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Driving on some sort of interstate and it was a whiteout.

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That's

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terrifying.

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And then... Were you driving a big van?

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No, it was a little rental car. And then I got a flat tire.

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Oh, no. Yes,

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it was very bad. And that's the time before cell phones. So what do you do? We literally had to wait until someone drove by and helped us out.

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I mean, and that person could have been a serial killer. And then you wouldn't be here and we wouldn't have this podcast.

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Put me out of my misery. So drove to Michigan and... And again, kind of the first time I'd driven in snow or ice, surely I've told you this story, where I'm driving down a hill towards an intersection and the light turns red. And so I go to press my foot on the brake and nothing happens.

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Nope, that's bad news.

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In other words, I engaged the brake, but... but there was no braking because there was ice. There was ice on the hill. So my foot was pressed all the way down. The wheels are locked up and the car starts to just slowly swing around so that I am no longer facing the intersection. But luckily, I slid to a stop before I hit anything.

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Terrifying. That's really terrifying, but I can't believe you actually didn't hit anything.

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Yeah, I know. It was really awful. How are we talking about snow? Back to school!

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People can't drive and weather changes.

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So back to school is a thing that's happening. I gotta tell you something that I read the other day that was really interesting to me. And in the realm of science, have you ever heard of the cosmic web?

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Yes.

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Oh, you have?

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What do you know about it? The six-year-old talks about it.

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Tell me what you know about it because I kind of just found out about it.

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Is it the idea about, like, the cosmic web is the biggest thing, right?

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Yeah, the cosmic web is the biggest structure in existence that we know of. Do you know what it is though?

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No, I don't. I've just heard him discuss it. Because there's the universe, there's the observable universe, there's multiverses, and then like the cosmic web in my ideas, in my head is just the biggest thing that we can try to comprehend.

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So my understanding, my limited dumb guy understanding of the cosmic web is that you have all of the galaxies that exist in the universe. Mm-hmm. And our perception of them is that there's a galaxy here, there's a big void in space, and then there's another galaxy here, and so on. And so we have basically emptiness with the occasional galaxy popped in there. But the reality is different. The reality is that all of the galaxies are connected by filaments of gas, like hydrogen and helium, and by dark matter. which is this matter that they can't see, but they can tell that it's there because it has gravitational pull. So it's just like you can't see the wind, but you can see that the leaves are moving type of thing. If you make a model of what this would look like, it would be like nodes or clusters of these galaxies and then all connected by these filaments. The upshot is that if you had a picture of what the cosmic web would look like, it looks exactly like what our neurons and synapses look like in our brains. That's super interesting. Like the structure is very similar.

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That's pretty science fiction-y freaky.

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And now I'm at the question, is it possible that the universe has consciousness?

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Right.

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Now, I'm not the only one who is pondering this. This is like a bunch of scientists and people are like, you know, it's possible that our universe could hold consciousness. So to me, again, with my limited understanding, it sounds to me like what they're saying is that we are living in a, and I'm way oversimplifying, but we could be living in a giant brain.

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like a hive mind kind of thing?

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Hive mind is like a bunch of different things that are joined together in,

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you know. Right, from one neurological place. So would the cosmic web not then be that?

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No, I think that the idea is that the cosmic web would just be like a giant brain.

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Right, but that then powers all of the everything else.

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You mean that's where we get our consciousness?

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Yes.

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Wow, where are we right now? What's happened to this podcast?

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I don't know. Remember when I said I didn't have wine? It's too deep for all the things. Well, it's super interesting

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to me that the universe could have... Now, consciousness doesn't mean that it has self-consciousness. Consciousness, I think, for the purposes of this discussion, is just defined as perceiving stimuli, right? Like pain or pleasure or... or visual stimuli or auditory stimuli or anything like that.

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Growing up in a really evangelical household, I used to lie awake at night trying to comprehend eternity and couldn't. Like you'd lay there and you'd think about it and never ending and forever and ever and it's this thing. Now, I've kind of given up on that. One, because I have complicated feelings and two, it hurts my head. But now I'm gonna lie in bed and think about this and try to ponder this. Well, I

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just wonder what the universe is thinking of us.

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thinking at us. Yeah, like what it

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thinks of us. You think the universe is just sitting there really annoyed. It's like, no, dude, I named it Fred, not Uranus or whatever. You know what I'm saying? It's like, now I got to worry about a universe being annoyed at me and giving me side eye about this or that.

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The six-year-old isn't enough.

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No. So I just thought that was super interesting and weird. And it just goes to show what we don't know is so much larger than what we know. Oh, absolutely. And it really, really winds me up when people act with certainty over certain things when you can't be certain of this. We don't know. We don't know. If you imagine a sheet of paper the size of eternity,

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there's

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that

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again,

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and put a little dot, a little pen dot on it.

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That's

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all the things we know. So we don't even know what we don't know.

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Yes.

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How about that for a headache?

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So this six-year-old was... We were in the car the other day and we're listening to... We have a Disney nostalgia playlist that we listen to on the way. And it's all these Disney Channel movies. And it's the Teen Beach movie soundtrack is on there. And one of the songs is Coolest Cats. Because it's set in the 50s and they're like, we're the coolest cats in town. Okay. And from the backseat, he said, okay, but they're not cats. And I said, well, yes, okay, but... this cats are is a word that people used to use like as a nickname to describe people and he said what and so I said like a long time ago in the 1950s whatever he said mom you weren't even alive then I said, I know, but they were movies. So he was questioning my knowledge base, first of all. And he said, and second of all, how do they know they're the coolest? Did they ask everybody? So basically, he was wanting the data from whatever survey they put out to see if they were truly the coolest cats in town.

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I told him a story tonight about how he and his two brothers went and ate the largest pizza in the world. And as I described this pizza as being like the size of a city, his question was, dad, how did they make that? What oven can make that? Dude, you're six. Enjoy the damn story, man.

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He has me telling stories about these video games that he plays. It's basically like his version of fan fiction, but I don't play this game, so I don't know. So I'm just trying to make things up. And he's like, but that can't happen. Then tell your own story or also suspend your disbelief, sir, because I don't know. He's very critical. He questions everything. Basically, he's the cosmic web of children.

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He's the overarching consciousness. Well, I wonder if he would have gotten last week's song quiz.

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Well, I got last week's song quiz and I'm very excited about

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it. So last week's song quiz, do you remember what the clues were?

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Yeah, it was...

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So you don't remember. Okay, so it was Extruded Lava and Crescents from Dust to Dawn. That was the clue for the song name. The clue for the band was I Just Want Your Extra Time and of course this. Yes. So what is I Just Want Your Extra Time and of course this?

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Kiss.

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Kiss, Kiss is the band. The song by Kiss was Extruded Lava and Crescents from Dust to Dawn.

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Rock and Roll All Night.

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Rock and Roll All Night by Kiss.

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Very good. I only got, got that because, well, one lava, but also because we eat a lot of crescent rolls in this house.

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Do we? A lot of people got that. I feel like it may have been way too easy. So I don't know if this one's going to be too easy or what, but I came up with a new one. So here we go. I'm going to give you a cryptic clue of a band and a song And you got to sort it out.

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I don't want it. I capped out last week. I did so well. I'm retiring. Retire my Song Quiz jersey. I'm done.

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No. So first of all, the band is what an Australian would call females between the earth and the moon.

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Oh, God.

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That's the band. What an Australian would call females between the earth and the moon. And the song is, how would I ask you if you would like this honey producing bug? How would I ask you if you want this honey producing bug? So get in touch with us if you think you know the answer. Email us at familiarwilsons at gmail.com or hit us up on threads. Well, basically on threads or Instagram.

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Not that X button thing.

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I don't do the X.

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Amanda,

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do you know where the term pardon my French comes from?

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Somebody cursed in France once. Somebody cursed in French. I don't know. You're standing on my foot really hard, though. I do know that much. Sorry. We

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podcast while we're standing. I don't know why. It's just one of those

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things.

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So pardon my French. comes from England in the early 1800s. People would beg pardon for using French words in conversation. Forgiveness was requested in these instances because most people did not speak French. And further, the Napoleonic Wars had left a residue of animosity between the two countries.

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And

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so if someone did say something in French, it was either taboo because, what are you, so high class? You're speaking this language I don't know. Or it's like, that Napoleon, that short guy who hates us. Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it. I did not know that.

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Pardon my French. This has been our word

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fact of the day. Your face is really funny.

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All right, enough of this nonsense. It's game time.

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Let's go and dance now.

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Josh, what I have for you, while we're going to consider it game time, it's really an introspective look into who you are and what makes you you.

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Fuck. Listen, I just want to have a fun little game, not another psychological foray into the weird cosmic web that is my head.

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Well, I was thinking-

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Which my brain, more like a black

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hole, but go ahead. Right, dark matter. I was thinking about the name reader, right? And the conceit from the episode two episodes ago was that we are impacted by our names and these symbols and the sounds that they give and And that influences who we become.

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Okay. Are you also influenced by the fact that I did not want to give the name reader my name?

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Right.

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And I was forced to do that then. And now, like this week, you're like, oh, let me do game time. And I'm thinking, cool, we're going to do a quiz about what car are you in the movie Cars or some stuff like that. And now, if this quiz has me walking through a wood... Right.

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But I also have been thinking about how before I left to go on my work trip, you and I took a compatibility test. We did pretty well. Really well. And then I left and you took the same damn quiz with Dan Belson. And it turns out you might be better suited for each other than the two of us. And he's auditioning to be your wife. So I need to understand. We've determined

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that Dan Belson and I are very well suited for each other as long as they're a large... ocean in betwixt us.

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Okay. So I, while I, I just need to understand who you are and why you do the things you do while you're replacing me. If you really love me, all those things. So we are going to do, can we

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not do this like off air?

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Nope. No, no content. We're going to take a relational psychology quiz. Oh Jesus. Entitled a walk in the woods.

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No, you lie. No, are you serious? Yes. Oh my God, we've already done one

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where I walk through the woods. Well, we've done one similar to this.

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All right, go ahead.

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But this is a little bit different. So the idea of relational psychology is that we are influenced by the relationships in our lives, right? So the name reader is saying we're influenced by our names and the letters and the symbols. Relational psychology is we're influenced by the relationships we have in our life, right? So

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I'm influenced by you, right? Is that what you're saying, right?

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Yeah, and so... Is

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that what this quiz is about?

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Well, and it's also this idea of we can't really change our personalities. Do you believe that or do you not believe that?

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Well, I guess it depends on how you define personality. Like, there are certain things that are foundational to us. I'm always going to be an introvert.

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So your personality... I'm always

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going to be bald.

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Your personality is, I think, defined by genetics and experience, right? So that's who you have become.

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Neither of which can you change, although your experience can further change you. Correct. All right, let's just do this quiz because my head hurts so badly right

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now. We did this quiz before, but now we've lived through a global pandemic.

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Are we doing the same

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quiz? No, it's not the same quiz, but I'm saying it's the same idea. Oh my God,

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that was a nightmare.

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And I want to see how you have changed since then, right? Okay, so.

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All right.

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It's going to be fun. It'll be good.

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Yeah.

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It's gonna help you realize what's important in your life. Are you ready? I want you to close your eyes. Visualize yourself walking through a beautiful forest. The sun shines through the trees. The temperature is just perfect. And you feel the gentle breeze caressing your body. You feel great. You are walking with someone. Who are you walking with?

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So does it have to be the first thing that pops in my

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head? Yes, it's supposed to. Chewbacca. It's supposed to be. You go with your first answer, right?

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Chewbacca was the very first thing that popped in my head. All right. Now, are you going to interpret

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this? I'll interpret it when we're done.

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Are you going to remember all this stuff? Yes. Because I'm not going

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to. So those of you out there who want to play along too, you're walking through the wood. Who are you walking with? Okay. As you continue walking through the woods, you see an animal in front of you. What kind of animal is it?

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A bird.

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You walk up to the animal.

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I kick it.

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What does the animal do? What kind of interaction takes place between you and the animal?

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The animal says, please don't kick me, and then I kick it.

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All right. As you're walking deeper into the woods, you come to a clearing. There's a house in the middle of the clearing.

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The answer to any of this, because you said clearing, first thing that came to mind is marshmallows. So go ahead.

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It looks like your dream house. Yes. Marshmallows, okay. How big is the house?

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It's one marshmallow tall.

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You walk closer to the house to see what is around it. Is the house surrounded by a fence?

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Yes.

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Then you continue walking. The

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fence is made of candy corn.

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Okay. Okay. You're not taking my game seriously.

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I am. I am honestly. No, you're saying I'm not taking it seriously. I am telling you the first thing that pops into my mind. Should I not do

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that? No, you should, but I'm now concerned about your mind. Okay. You continue walking towards the house when you see that the door is slightly open, so you walk in. Now you see a dining area with a table. What do you see on and around the table?

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There is a honeypot on the table, and there is three bears around the table.

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Okay. Anything else?

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No, that's it. All

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right, you finish looking around and as you walk through the house, you exit it through the back door.

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Okay.

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Now you walk into the garden with a large area of grass. Yes. In the center of the garden, you see a cup.

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Oh, okay.

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What material is the cup made out of?

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Styrofoam.

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What do you do with the

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cup? I drink the wine that's in it.

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As you walk to the end of the garden, you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water.

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Oh, okay. Okay.

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What type of body of water is it? It

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is a frozen pond.

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Lake, river, pond, okay, or something. You must cross the water to get home. Think about how you cross the water.

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Well, it's a frozen pond.

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How wet do you get?

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Not at all. It's a frozen pond. I just walk right on across.

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Okay, that's the end of it. Are you ready for your interpretation?

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Yes, I don't remember any of my answers, so hopefully you do.

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Who were you walking with?

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Chewbacca.

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The person you are walking with is the most important person in your life. Okay, good. We have some unpacking to do. The animal. The size of the animal you come across represents your perception of the size of your problems.

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Tiny bird.

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Your interaction with the animal. The severity of your interaction with the animal represents how you deal with your problems.

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I punt that thing like an extra point.

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If your action was more severe, you tend to be more aggressive.

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Okay, there you

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go. If it was peaceful, then you are more passive.

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So what you're saying is that I respond to very small problems in

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an instant. Very aggressively. Okay, very good. Excellent, all right. Now the fence. No fence around the house is indicative of your open personality and that you are happy to welcome people into your house. your life. On the contrary, the presence of a fence indicates a more closed personality.

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Yeah, but what if it's a candy corn fence?

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It says, and you would prefer people to not drop by unannounced.

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But it's like less than an inch high, this thing. And the people can just reach down. So I'm very like, not only am I welcoming, but people can have treats. Although most people don't like candy corn. There's something there. Go ahead.

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I only like candy corn if you mix them with peanuts, but okay. The table. What you saw on and around the table.

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What about my marshmallow house?

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Oh, it didn't, hold on. The size of, oh, I'm so sorry. The size of your house, the size of the house you see represents the size of your ambition to resolve challenges in your life.

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It was the size of a marshmallow, but it's bigger on the inside. So my ambition is bigger on the inside.

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Okay. All right. The table. Yes. What you saw on and around the table symbolizes how satisfied, happy, and content you are at this point in your life.

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So there's a honeypot on the table. Right. And it's surrounded by the three bears. What does that mean?

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If the answer included food, flowers, or people, do the bears count as people?

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Does Chewbacca?

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You feel satisfied and content. Okay, there we go.

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Slightly scared.

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On the other hand, if what you saw on the food was, if the table wasn't food, people or flowers, it indicates some unhappiness and lack of satisfaction in life. Okay, the cup. You saw a styrofoam cup. Yes. You drank the wine. The durability of the material of the cup you found is representative of how strong your relationship is with Chewbacca. Is it easily disposable or is it lasting and durable?

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I can throw Chewbacca away just like that.

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What you do with the cup represents your attitude toward that person. I

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drink Chewbacca.

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You need to drink to be around Chewbacca? You need to drink before you dispose of Chewbacca?

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I thought Chewbacca was the drink. I need to drink Chewbacca. It's getting so strange.

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Okay. Last one. The size of the body of water. Do you remember how big it was? It

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was a pond, so it's not huge.

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Okay. The size of your body of water is related to the size of your sexual drive.

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Okay, so it's frozen.

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How wet you get crossing the water. Oh,

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Jesus. Are

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you sure this isn't a quiz for you? How wet you get crossing the water indicates how your sex drive and sex life are important. If not very wet, it may mean that it's less important than other values for you. So what do you think? So it's things you value in life. You value being closed off, but in a way that makes people feel like maybe they want to come have a treat. You value being aggressive towards small problems. You value a large, hairy, intimidating male being. Are any of these things Dan Balson?

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I don't know. I've seen him in person. You've met

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Dan. He's not that hairy. Well, he was clothed though. He's

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not that large either.

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He was taller than me.

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Yeah, but you're like five, two and a

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half. No, he was your height. No, he was

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not. No, he's like five, seven.

SPEAKER_00 24:27

That's not true. He's taller than five, seven.

SPEAKER_01 24:29

Well, I don't think so. I think he has self-professed. This isn't about him.

SPEAKER_00 24:37

But what I understand is that you feel like he's disposable.

UNKNOWN 24:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

You

SPEAKER_00 24:42

maybe need to drink to be in this relationship. And you don't have sex. And it's not that important.

SPEAKER_01 24:49

This was not about him. This was about me.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

Well, but you chose... a large, hairy science fiction person.

SPEAKER_01 24:58

Okay. We've accomplished nothing. Listeners, I'm sorry. I apologize for everything that's happened to you thus far.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

And you have a tiny marshmallow house. I don't know what to do with you. I still am none. I'm none the more. I'll find you a BuzzFeed quiz that's like pick a picture and we'll tell you what kind of car you should drive or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

We will never speak of this experience again. All right, Amanda, that's all there is. There is no

SPEAKER_00 25:29

more. People are so happy.

SPEAKER_01 25:33

What

SPEAKER_00 25:34

a mess. It's the first time Jeff Turner can't wait to turn off his podcast listening ears.

SPEAKER_01 25:39

So we'd like to thank all of our friends out there who are patiently listening to us. You know, you've made it this far and we got to congratulate you. You did not kick us over the fence like a small bird. The small bird of problems.

SPEAKER_00 25:52

Why are you kicking the birds? First of all, it's just rude.

UNKNOWN 25:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

So thank you to Justin and Antonio and J&K and Chicken Tom and Joey and Danny Buckets and Jeff and Chris the Bowtie Guy. All of the people. You know who you are. Leo, we love you. We do. We think you're great. We think you're grand. So until next week, we just want to... What does that look like?

SPEAKER_00 26:20

You didn't thank any of the Belsons or Mark or Rachel or Colin Robinson.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

We'd like to thank Dan and Gavin and Mark and Rachel and Colin Robinson. I

SPEAKER_00 26:31

think that Josh just broke up with all of you.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

No, it's just... So here's what really happened. What really happened was I was putting the six-year-old to sleep and I fell asleep. And I stumbled out of his bedroom and then we decided to record

SPEAKER_00 26:50

this. So Josh was not

SPEAKER_01 26:51

awake. What a mistake that

SPEAKER_00 26:53

was. Well, let's just not send this one out and record again tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01 26:56

All right. We will see. All right, folks. Until we talk to you again. I don't even know if you're going to hear this. Until we talk to you again. Bye.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

Bye.